LMAO the worst fanfiction ever.

[velvet]

Yeah, it sure cheered me up for a while.

[Jasmin]

Lol, same ;D

[beth]

i had to read it again this morning, so funny rofl.

[jordybumz!]

my god that sucks.

[foxyfox00]

Its actually amusing, Made me laugh. Who ever wrote this OMG english!
"Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-******ed look on his face"

[beth]

my god that sucks.

you know you love it jorday darling.

[Jasmin]

Its terrible, but funny :]

[laurenx]

roflmao.

[louder]

its not even funny, the only part i found funny was when she said dumbledore ran in and shouted "OI YOU MOTHER****ERS!"

[Shar982]

I also liked how she defended his swearing by saying he had a headache. Best part was definitely this:

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.


“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

Crookshanks? Uh...yeah...because you know, he'll just come flying out of nowhere if you call his name and attack the person you're currently hating on.



“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”


The Shakespeare accent was a bonus though I must admit...didn't know Voldemort was into reading stuff like that.

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