FUNNY QUOTES

[Smiddy]

"You Know What I Say About People Who Suffer From Asthma, Take a Deep Breath And Get Over It" :p ( I Do Actually Suffer From Asthma Myself so )

[Mentor]

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

I plan to live forever. So far so good

Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician.

On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers

Out of my Mind. Back in 5 minutes

Ever stoped the think. And forgot to start again?

I was lost in thought. It was unfamilr territory

Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine

Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

[Convictions]

Dont drink and drive, you might spill your beer
Me suffering from insanity? Nah im loving every minute of it.

The only ones i can find At the Moment.

[Briarleaf]

Those who go to bed with a itchy butt wakes up with a stinky finger!

Quoated by my dad

[Mentor]

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

98% of the time I'm right...Why worry about the other 3%.

Broken guitar for sale- No strings attached.

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.

No I am not paranoid, which one of my enemies told you this?

[Steph]

my mum says im the coolest person she knows...thats probably why she doesnt invite anyone over
not really funny i no lol

[jammy06]

he he my best is "Do i like bothered"

Classic
legend lol

[Fruitbox.]

Haha. My brother told me that once..

[Mentor]

Eat a beaver and save a tree

I love animals, there delicios

Save the whales. Collect the whole set