1 Million way how the world would end

[PigsNose]

My cat does a poo and everyone (from the toxic acids) gets hypnotised and eats themselves.

[Hopeless]

Megabites (MB) turn into Maneating Beasts (MB) and kill everyone on the internet

[Jazza]

P-o-r-n is taken off the internet and George Bush Lanches Nucleur Weapons against us all to mass suicide.