Nine annoying sayings/facts of life.

[Lilux]

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ***!

Lmao - I love that one.

[Pixel]

Lol haven't heard these before, very funny

[cocaine]

did you get them from funnyjunk?

they're on there too.

but funny never the less

[craig♥]

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, *******?

i always get asked that by old women at the bus stop :@

[Seacat]

lol was just about to post that i think its just an excuse for them to talk to somebody :p

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, *******?

i always get asked that by old women at the bus stop :@

[beer]

always funny. Never fail to make me laugh them heard them so many times :]

[:Hazel]

2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

lol thats me :p

[Grindie]

I swear these aree all copied, isn't it from Lee Evans or something?

[348GTS]

Haha, heard them like last year, but the question one always makes me laugh

[RedStratocas]

@ #8... Life actually is short. Look at the history of earth. Millions of years. And youre on it 70-75 years. Thats a tiny tiny amount of time.