Your blonde moments...

[Bef]

Omg, i am blonde. I permently have blonde moments. everyone always laughs at me.
i used to think sasauges wer made from chickens
and i thought tuna was
i was like "i only eat chicken" and everyone was like, wat ur eatin a tuna sandwich right now.
That went on for years cos nobody thought to tell me i was wrong they just giggled at me. :/
Im reaaaally gullible aswell. My mate told me on wed that its possible to drink through your nose so i put a straw up my nose and tried to nose drink some vodka and redbull.
Dont try it ;[
And i always read things wrong or mishear things so i repeat it to someone and then they start peeing themselves laughing
Im on a permenant blonde moment ;[

i bought a iron and forgot to take plastic off bottom so i ironed plastic onto my shirt

lol@that :]

[:Hazel]

lol@that :]

thing was my shirt was a black work shirt aswell and the plastic came up as white so it looked really dodgy ;l

[Browney]

I'm always walking into locked doors.

[Bef]

I'm always walking into locked doors.

Omg i always do that with french windows and stuff.
And i always push when it says pull and pull when it says push

[Browney]

Omg i always do that with french windows and stuff.
And i always push when it says pull and pull when it says push

Same. At school we have these doors where you just push them from both sides and I always walk quickly towards it like "Oh I'll just push it open" and manage to run into the door that's locked.

[DiscoPat]

I kinda trip over stuff all the time

[Niall!]

Lol

My big sisters boyfriend was chasing me through the house at like 6 oclock in the morning 'cuz I got him out of bed. This was on holiday in America btw, and I ran straight into a glass door. Ran not walked into.
It hurt

[Callum.]

spelling be me and me be

[DJ-Vimto]

Lol

My big sisters boyfriend was chasing me through the house at like 6 oclock in the morning 'cuz I got him out of bed. This was on holiday in America btw, and I ran straight into a glass door. Ran not walked into.
It hurt

lol@that

i think the last blonde moment i had was finishing my cup of tea, putting my mug down, then a few minutes later picking up and attempting to drink from an empty mug

[:Liam]

I do things like this all the time I had a piece of chicken in a napkin I was munching away and chatting to my mates and I got to a momment where I thought eww this tastes manky and its because I was eating the end of the napkin Im always tripping over and at school we have thoose fire doors that you just push and walk through, I get clever and just walk into the door and hope it isnt locked but normally you'd see me walking and to doors and bouncing off them