Make Me Laugh - Ends 20th June

[Mentor]

Habbox Name: mentor
Habbo Name: thybag


- warning, some may find this joke rude. so im warning people -

Joke:

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have *** when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for ***." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

[Steph=04=]

there was an english-man a scottish-man and an irish-man sitting on top of a building construction. It is 12:00 pm and they decide to each lunch.

The English-man opens his lunch box and says "oh no, ive got ham sandwiches AGAIN, if i have another handsamwich im going to jump off the top of this building construction site."

The Scottish-man opens his luncbox and says "ack no, ive got cheese sandwiches AGAIN, if i get another cheese sandwich im going to jump off the top of this building construction site."

The irish-man opens his lunch box and says "oh no, ive got jam sandwiches AGAIN, if i get another jam sandwich ill jump off the top of this building construction site."

The next day they open up their lunch boxes.

The English-man says "oh no another ham sandwich" and he jumps off the top of the building construction site.

The scottish-man says "ack no, another cheese sandwich" and he jumps off the top of the building construction site.

The irish-man says "jam again....well it wouldnt be fair if i didnt jump" so he jumps off the top of the construction site.

at the funeral the wives are all crying.

The english-man wife says "i dont know why he didnt tell me, i could have gave him something different"

The Scottish-man wife says "i dont know why my husband didnt say anything i thought he loved cheese"

The irish-man wife says "i dont know my my husband committed suicide, he makes his own sandwiches"

[Mr.Kylee]

Habbo name: (same as my habbox)
My joke:

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.

On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.

During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport.

The fare was US$300. The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"

There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"

[x!x.Emily.x!x]

there was 4 blondes doing a puzzle it took them 4 months to complete the puzzle, they were so happy so they went to celebrate in the pub,they kept shouting 4 months! Then the barman asked why they were shouting 4 months so one of the blonde said coz it said 2-6 years on the box


[No offence to blonde :p i am myself :p]

[darter21]

Habbo Name: (same as my habbox)
My joke:

A young boy in one of the first years was learning his alphabet. The boy was nervous.
The teacher asks the class ' Can anyone please recite the alphabet please?'
Nobody in the class wanted to do the alphabet. All of a sudden the teacher calls the boy's name and says ' Why don't you say the alphabet?'
The boy replies ' Miss, but i need to go to the toilet' he shouts.
The teachers replies ' You can go to the toilet only if you say the alphabet'
So the boy thinks to himself and says the alphabet fast.
The boy goes ' A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z !' he yells.
The teacher corrects him and says ' You missed out the P'
The boy answers back and says ' Yes Miss it's already halfway down my leg'

[Coolmandan6]

Habbo Name: Coolmandan6
I was hacked tonight - Thats not a joke

[Jinxxed]

Habbo(x) Name: Photographed

Joke: How do you make a room of old grannies swear?
Answer: Shout "Bingo!"

[Shadowrock!]

name: Shadowrock!

why did the chicken cross the road

... chickens cant cross roads, they live on farms and go

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK. and if they could cross a road, it would sound like.

cluck cluck cluck cluck. SPLAT ... cluck, clu, cll, c

[RedStratocas]

name: Shadowrock!

the biggest joke in the world is...

my life =|

Thats depressing...

Isnt against newbies or anything, but this would be offencive to anything else I put, so:

Habbo name: Redstratocas

What do you call 500 newbies at the bottom of the ocean?

A good Start

What do you call a newbie up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand. :p

[Exelglug]

Habbo Name : exelglug
Joke:-
man 1: in this comp theres one hc sofa & dragon lamp up for grabs
man 2: you mean theres one HC Sofa & one Red Dragon Fire Lamp
man 1: thats what i said
man 2: no you could of meant a blue fire lamp
man 1: no you cant have blue fire, fire is red and you could of meant a blue zebra fire lamp
man 2: thats impossible a zebra cant breathe fire neither does it have scales on it
man 1: well at least it has feet when a dragon lamp doesnt
man 2: a dragon does have feet it has 2
man 1: but a zebra has 4 plus a dragon LAMP doesnt have feet
man 2: hey i dont see a zebra on a lamp and even if there was it wouldnt have feet there would just be a tail
man 1: what colour would it be?
man 2: err pink?
man 1: you havent seen a zebra have you?
man 2: no but what does it matter
man 1: well it would be a little strange to have a pink zebra on habbo
man 2: no you have small pink people on habbo they light up and everything
man 1: thats a holo and thats for decoration
man 2: hey who gave the prizes for this comp again?
man 1: TooClose hes kool
man 2: well i think TooClose got a little TOO CLOSE to our conversation about orange zebras
man 1: what he ever do to you hes a kool guy and its a pink zebra not orange
man 2: no, zebras are black the sun is orange
man 1: well i would say the sun was yellow not orange
man 2: its orange
man 1: yellow
man 2: orange
man 1: yellow

AFTER A WHILE

man 2: orange
man 1: orange
man 2: yellow
man 1: see you agree with me
man 2: i didnt *thinks* o man
man 1: lol *walks away*
man 2: hang on .........WHAT WAS THE COLOUR OF A ZEBRA AGAIN?