oye i rememba in primary school i was stood up next to the teacher readin a story den i fainted n fel onto her knee LOL everyone was like 'why u sittin on ms. hendersons's knee jami'?
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oye i rememba in primary school i was stood up next to the teacher readin a story den i fainted n fel onto her knee LOL everyone was like 'why u sittin on ms. hendersons's knee jami'?
oops
I'm sorry but that is quite funny, I just had visions of a kid stood at the front having an asthma attack lol
i got crapped on by a seagull in school. that was embarressin
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nothing, as most people like me so they don't bully me to do things like that LOL
I got called up to do somthing in a year four assembly, I think it was to point to the words on the projecter for the hymns. My trousers started falling down, I went to grab them to pull them up before anyone saw, I didnt do it in time, trousers fell down, I tripped on trousersLuckily the senior school I went to it was with my friends so they didnt mock me about it unlike some people would of.
Tripped over a pencil and managed to get lucozade on my physics teacher
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I remember I farted when I was doin sit-ups in p.e lol
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Ive fallen off my chair backwords a few times and once in primary school I was wearing a skirt..lolol.
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Having a **** in yr7 in the toilets at school.. the smell lingered for ages ahaa.
WEL ONCE I WENT INTO A SKOOL AND THEN DA OWNA OF DA ROOM SED U HAVE 2 CHANGE INTO A UNIFORM BUT I WERENT HC SO I COULDNT PROPER DO IT SO THEY KICKED ME & DEN I ASKED 4 RITEZ & THEY WUDNT GIVE
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