
Both really, yours is more believable though.
I never want to go through anything like that.
People say i dont want to kiss smokers cos its like a ash tray,Il let you finish the line,Anyways that would hurt ALOT
It didn't hurt that bad actually.. Just a a little sting and fallen *****![]()
I once was about to roast a marshmallow over our fireMarshmallow in one hand, toasting fork in other. Aimed for marshmallow, went straight into the back of my hand. Two lovely parallel scars to prove it aswell ;l
Never my balls though..
Conductor of the Runaway Train of Militant Homosexuality
Once i was having sex with my mum and my dad caught me and tried to set me alight using a flamethrower :|
ROFFFFLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But of the 31,000 members, only about 10 'hate' him and of that 10 that hate him, only about 3 really do.
formerly liquidaciid
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