What is the Least Intelligent Action or Quote You Have Heard From a Teacher?

[Roboevil]

Haha, that happended to me, My fat old grade 3 teacher Miss Peirce (rhymes with another word for wee wee :rolleyes: ) and she was reading Carries war, and then shes topped, and made an excuse she had to go somewhere and she told me to carry on, haha
and the word was Hepzibah

We had a fat mrs peirce, she walked around with no shoes on and had spots down her neck, look like she was dibbling achne. Minging.
Our fat P.E teacher who wears tracksuit's everywhere always goes on about school uniform... "/

[deltateamaplha]

Yazzi were did you get that book from ? Um you gave me it :rolleyes:

[.:F:.two]

What is the Least Intelligent Action or Quote You Have Heard From a Teacher?

In grade two, when I was 6 or 7 my teacher told the class that the distance of a side of a square is equal to the distance of the diagonal from one corner to the opposite corner. I told her that she was wrong and she argued. The majourity of the class piped up and said "She's a teacher - she's right, you're wrong". So I went to the front of the class and drew and square with right angles and equal sides (We didn't even learn angles in grade two :p). I then drew the diagonal and measured the side of the square and the diagonal, proving that the diagonal is longer than the side. It's ironic because just by looking at the diagonal you can tell it's longer without messaure :rolleyes:

I think you heard it wrong and got confused.

2 x Side of square squared = diagonal of square squared.... its something like that anyway

sillyboy

[Homesrfan]

Well, the other day in gym my PE teacher said, "Okay guys, come get this piece of sh... I MEAN piece of paper."
He didn't say the whole word but everyone started to giggle.

[Victimized]

My maths teacher couldn't remember what 5x4 was!
But then again we had just be mucking around loads.

[Bradd-Aaron]

Lol my maths teacher was talking and he ses Whos that talking!! were like urrr you *pulls ******* face* Oh yer and I was doing a test and a wasp flew over me so I got up and yelled and the teacher goes sit down it not harm you then it flies up to this boy and stings him!

[Homesrfan]

Oh, once in my geography class, I had to sneeze. And you know when your sick, and you sneeze, well lets just say it isn't pretty. So I sneezed and I got up to get a tissue and the teacher was like "Matt! Cut it out! Do you need more work to do?" and I said "What?" and then he made me do definitions! I told him that all I did was sneeze and he just ignored me. And after I was done he was like "Oh, sorry."
I was sooo mad.

[RyAzIzErE]

Well you Know the signs that say *walk on the left*

I saw a Teacher walking on the right So i said to him Sir you are walking on the wrong side and gave me an Hours detention because he said i was being cheeky!

[mikeman150]

I was in GCSE ICT and we were doing web searches, and my teacher was doing a web search, which he projected onto the whiteboard, and it was for information on Henry VIII Wives. He typed the search in Google, and he clicked one of the sponsered links, and didn't notice. Then a page of How will i put it? "Sexual imagery" lol came up projected on the whiteboard. Just then the headteacher came into the room with a HMI Inspector! The Schools now in special mesures, so you do the math lol.

It was hilarious

[Blinger1]

mine would be when we have english classes (yea we speak german for a 1st language) i have to always read the english stuff:|