Oh ma god.

[Virgin Mary]

YOU CRUELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CAN'T HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S IN HIS GENES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BIKOPHOBICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jamesy]

I suppose the chain grease adding to the lubricant :rolleyes:

[Janet Snakehole]

Well, that's the Scottish for you.

Omg. Wth. Thats hilarious.
I'd read the whole thing but as Im in School, people will be like :S!
I think the headline said it all.

Btw, not all Scottish are like that. :]

[jesus]

why a bike tho :S

[sock]

exactly
but HOW the hell do u do a bike

wellz rytz, u burztz da tyre n put ur n0b in da 0le

[FlyingJesus]

Surely if it was in a room that he paid for it shouldn't be an issue. He obviously didn't leave the door open as they took the trouble of getting a master key to find him.

[beth]

why the hell has he been arrested?
he didn't open his door, henceforth he wasn't "exposing" they walked into his room through choice.

secondly, i don't particularily think the bike minded.
the police should go do better things, like deal with murder.

[Jamesy]

But if the bike can't speak it may have been rape

[Yoshimitsui]

Probation, is that it. I would have him reffered to a psychiatric ward.

[Ezzie.]

he's been put on the sex offenders list too.. ***?