How to cure stomach ache --> LOLLOLLOL

[reindeer.]

my stomach has appeared to pretty much go away.

omg fat people shud try this.

[Jack.]

omg fat people shud try this.

LOL. Yep

[Minstrels]

I thought it says on toothpaste that you shouldn't swallow it? I'll try it anyway next time I have a stomach ache.

As long as it works I don't care what the hell it says.

[Fart]

Im so going to try this! I get bad stomachs quiet alot dont know why though :S but ill give it ago and get back to you!

[stratosphere]

We have hydrochloric acid in our stomachs.
Toothpaste is an alkali.

Acid + Alkali = Neutral.

Therefore no pain. Still, wouldn't advise eating lots of it.

[Fart]

WELL, I waited to have a bad stomach to true this and this morning i did!, So I tried the 1 inch of toothpaste tasted RANK when it goes down your throat but water can fix that , but it worked 2 minutes later I came out the wiser, Great smelling breath and no stomach ache
This truely works

[le harry]

[quote=stratosphere;4206472]We have hydrochloric acid in our stomachs.
Toothpaste is an alkali.

Acid + Alkali = Neutral.

i'd think after doing a year of chemistry i would of remembered that rule lol

[5,5]

Lol, I gotta remember that

[Stephen]

Well about ten minutes ago I had REALLY bad stomach ache, you know the ones which you get where you just curl up in a ball and wish to die? Well for a joke I looked on Google for cures for stomach aches and cramps thinking I was going to laugh my head off. However I found one where someone said 'Swallow one inch of toothpaste for a quick cure to stomach ache with no harm to the body... and it tastes nice!'. So I was like, lol at this person I might try this for a laugh and look like a plonker when it doesn't work. So I waddled into the bathroom in pain and plopped one inch of Colgate toothpaste on my finger and swallowed it. About two minutes later the pain had gone! I was like.... WTH LMAO! Urm yeah, theres how you fix stomach ache even if you do think I'm ramberling on about silly stuff but it works!

Guess what guys.. He found out a week later that it wasn't toothpaste, it was
hemorrhoid cream