Insults kinda

[360]

Thank for taking time-out from extracting multicolored mucos from your bulbous nasal cavity and filling-in the Insult form feilds, you monotonous non-entity and excrement manufacturing machine. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Who the hell told you that you are attractive? Mr. Magoo? You're the kind pathological liar who even lies to an insult generator. All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, ********** behind bushes, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. If brains were electricity, you wouldn't have enough power to run the dynamo in a fire-fly's ***. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Get a job, you goddamn leach! You're as useful as a handbrake on a canoe, you clog-hopping simpleton. That's a sexy outfit you're wearing. Who shot the couch? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own *******.

Generators ftw


You pole-smoking, grandma-molesting, *******-smelling, REMOVED, boil-nibbling, butt-faced REMOVED!

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[Spectate]

My advice: don't rise to it. Say something complimentary every time she insults you.

[Muniflex]

My advice: don't rise to it. Say something complimentary every time she insults you.

Just punch her in the face and sleep with her

Lol both perfect solutions. It's like having devil on 1 shoulder and an angel on the other..

Which to use, you decide!