Ways to get back at people

[Mit]

lol gomme

[Eamonn]

arghh year9s at my school are too cheeky we always pick them up by there collars and there like put my down argh

[-=rooty987=-]

Do what i do, bítch about people if you don't like them (sorry for avoiding filter)
Make sure there mates here, and also, make it bad.
O some classic comebacks i use:

I feel sorry for your mum (take a pause) for having to look at your face everyday.
Sorry i have to go, i'm allergic to dogs.
(If someone tells you to go away say) If you need space, go to NASA!
(If they say sumin stupid say) And you're not even blonde...

For gingers, if someone says that song bout get back in your biscuit tin say:
Get another song, heard that one too many times b4 (then yawn)

Thats all for now