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[Hypertext]

Going on from Dentafrice, if you'd like this all in php, this solution is bandwidth heavy but better overall:

<?php
while('1' = '1') {
    $if_is = mysql_num_rows(mysql_query("SELECT bla FROM blabla WHERE blergh='bluh'") or die(mysql_error()));
if($if_is != '0') {
    echo "<script type=\"text/javascript\">alert('stuff');</script>";
}
sleep(5)
}
// not tested this code
?>

[Dentafrice]

How the hell would that be bandwith heavy :\

[Excellent]

He doesn't know what he's talking about Mr.Dentafrice, he thinks a few lines of code is a couple thousand mb's of bandwidth.

[Dentafrice]

LOL

The proper term is resource intensive, not bandwith heavy lmao. And the JS is CS so it doesn't matter.. its a simple query, which takes simple time, and a minimum amount of bandwith

[Hypertext]

Ok, my bad, no need to go crazy, and stop with the 'mr's Gork!

[Dentafrice]

No, it just pisses me off when in like 3-4 weeks you go from idiot to "Mr. Genius", which you constantly keep failing at.