Funny GTA IV Quotes You've Encountered?

[Roboevil]

"Baby as long as I have a face, you'll have somewhere to sit."

[e5]

Nothing new tbh, just swearing lol

[Hiro]

I've encountered a few English quotes.

"Watch me bloody car, mate!"

and I can't remember the other.

(it's only funny if you imagine it in a squeaky Brit accent).

[Wootzeh]

"I'll scratch your eyes out"
"You can scratch my balls if you want" (same mission as Neil's)

[TonyBest]

"Free Cluck Norris toy with every clucky meal"
Thats from Clucking Bell (on a wall)

Terminator 2 reference: "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorbike"

[lew!]

yeah on the boat with bernie:
"i like it tight but not that tight!" LOL

[Fez]

"Your like a moving idiot!"
"I'm an idiot, I move"

and

"Jesus killed people too, he whacked that John the Baptist cat!"
"What are you talking about?"

[GhostFace-]

" why risk your body if their going to grow and hate you an dsteal your money... Buy babies instead"

[Mattster]

lmao listen to the ones on the radio.

[.Raze.]

countless wails of "I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR F***ING HEART OUT!" during multiplayer.