Are you tired?
Girl replies 'no', Oh, because youve been runnin through my mind all day.
Girl replies 'yes', Oh thought so, because youve been running. etc..
Have you got a map?
Girl replies 'why?'
Because Im lost in your eyes.
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Thread: Best/Funny Chatup lines
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Originally Posted by jesus
does it work
The other day I was in a toilet.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I didn't want to be rude, so I said, "Not too bad, thanks."
I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
Then I heard him say "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
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Not sure! I wouldn't be surprised, it's quite a shocker. Originally Posted by Favourtism
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does it work
The only one I've ever used (and it's worked every time) is 'make out with me'.
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27-05-2008, 09:28 PM #14
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If I could change the atomic mass of elements, I'd make it so Uranium and Iodine were next to each other.
I've altered it since I posted it before :8.
ps - what is the blanked out word in Jamie's chat up line???You french fried when you should have pizza'd. If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time....
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I beleive the blanked out part is Originally Posted by Smiddy
Make Love to a CarrotThe other day I was in a toilet.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I didn't want to be rude, so I said, "Not too bad, thanks."
I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
Then I heard him say "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
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27-05-2008, 09:39 PM #16
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27-05-2008, 09:55 PM #17
What are you going to cook me for breakfast?
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Thats hot^
The other day I was in a toilet.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I didn't want to be rude, so I said, "Not too bad, thanks."
I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
Then I heard him say "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
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you're fit lets have sex.
lol rofl lmao etc..
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if you were a bogey you'd be the one i'd pick
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