Post your break up/chat up lines

[Paulio]

Lmao that breakup line is amazing.

Another chat up line: "Get your coat, you've pulled!"

hmmm, I have a few from you that are still on my phone LOLLLL.
won't embarass ya

last break up line i received was "I just want to be single"
but the last one I gave was "I fancy your sister and it'll just be weird" OMGGGGG. I think I was wasted, but lol someone said it'd be a good idea.

i don't need to do chat up lines.

[N!ck]

I have a geeky maths one.

You're sin², i'm cos² and together we make 1.

[Geraint]

Are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you.

[Joshuae]

Chat Up:

I like your pants, i'd prefer them on my floor..



Break Up:

My cat, gives me more.
I'm sorry