Lads.

[superfly-dan]

Yeah we're not all *****s... You were just unlucky enough to get one of the ones that are *****s. Just take your time and tread carefully and eventually you'll find one that is sound

[FlyingJesus]

girls don't like to admit it, but girls like jerks. it's subconscious. its even backed up by science. girls like confidence, surprise, and decisiveness, all of which are qualities of jerks. girls like getting bought things, of course, but they don't like guys that are too nice in general. it's not fun.

so really, it's girls fault that we have to be jerks.

Init also girls are deluded and dream that they'll be the one to tame a complete *** end, which generally results in bed. Win-win really, unless you're the girl but who cares about them