So confused about impossible

[N-Dubz]

DONT LOOK 2 HARD INTO THINGS!!!!!!!!

[Fez]

Good idea...

my brain still hurts

[e5]

lol I know what you mean

But one thing that is impossible is that you can't lick your own ear... .. naturally.

[Spiffing]

stupid saying, i mean OBVIOUSLY stuff is impossible. There is no way that a newborn baby could throw an elephant into space then catch it again (bare handed)
It just aint right

[Fez]

stupid saying, i mean OBVIOUSLY stuff is impossible. There is no way that a newborn baby could throw an elephant into space then catch it again (bare handed)
It just aint right

Once again, the chances are like 1 in five one trillion billion trillion, but it can still happen, it's still possible!

lol I know what you mean

But one thing that is impossible is that you can't lick your own ear... .. naturally.

Actually people with large tounges can lick it

[Ramones]

PARADOX?!?!?!?

[Holofoil]

Most of the examples you people have given are merely highly improbable.