Halloween's A Joke! - Ends Halloween

[Carissa]

Habbo Name: carissaa
Habbox Name: Carissa
My entry: What do skeletons say before dinner?
Bone Appetit!

[freeza]

Habbo Name: freeza101
Habbox Name: freeza
My entry:
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo...

[zaphod9642]

What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated

[kuzkasate]

Habbo Name: Cutbrakes
HabboxForum Name: Cutbrakes
Entry:
What did mama cannibal say to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?
"Would you like another piece?"

[iDenning]

Habbo Name: :: PureHab: (no space)
Habbox name: iDenning
Entry:
Why didnt the skeleton go the party?
It had no-one to go with!

[.italy-rules.]

Habbo Name: .Italy-Rules.
Habbox Name: .Italy-Rules.
My entry: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
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How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat.
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What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.

[3cww]

habbo name:3cww
habbox name:3cww
my entry:why did frankenstein crush his girlfriend?
because he had a crush on her

[jamie1564]

:eusa_clap:eusa_whisHabbo Name: jamie1564
Habbox Name: jamie1564
My Entry:
Costume Party Joke - Enjoy!

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
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Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

[super-tictac]

Habbo Name: super-tictac
Habbox Name: super-tictac
My Joke: How many vampires can you fit in a car? Five - two in the front and three in the back --- How many witches can you fit in the car? none the vampires are in there :eusa_danc :eusa_clap :eusa_danc

[john-janes]

Habbo Name: John-Janes
Habbox Name: John-Janes
My entry:

Q) Whacha Get When Ya Cross Dracula And A Snowman?

A) Frostbite.


Q) Whatcha Get When Ya Cross A Murderer With An Owl

A) Sum1 Who Kills All Day But Dun Give A Hoot


Q) What Was The Stone Age Skeleton Family Called

A) The FlintBones