nvr wtched it.didnt even no bout it lol

nvr wtched it.didnt even no bout it lol
For the past few years I have watched the Alternative Christmas Speech on Channel 4, fonejackers christmas speech was hilarious.
y'wha?
I never watch it. Usually having dinner at 3ish.
I always wanted to watch it to see what it's like, but never actually seen it full, just the odd few minutes of it, so I will do it this christmas![]()
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I watch it and Dot Cotton watches it, I wouldn't miss a moment of it.
She could make them more interesting by rapping or something.
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Can't understand her posh voice, she just need to say 'Merry Christmas', then go. Instead she makes a hour speech which was written for her to read out.....
So really it ain't her speech...
I watch it every year some times I find it interesting but I mainly watch it because I'm very patriotic and feel in way it's the 'right thing to do'. That doesn't mean I always find it interesting though last year for example I watched the whole thing then I turned to my dad and said 'wow she can come out with a load of ******** when she wants to'
I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay, because we’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best. A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well, I borrowed it. I always meant to take it back. Oh, that box, Amy, you’ll dream about that box. It’ll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand-new and ancient and the bluest blue ever. And the times we had, eh? Would had…Never had. In your dreams, they’ll still be there. The Doctor and Amy Pond and the days that never came.
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