because they can waddle
Why is water wet?

because they can waddle
Why is water wet?
Pringles rocks!!
With great difficulty.
Why do cows go "Moo"?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
because they are trying to say the word move but are constantly interupted by another cow trying to say the same word.
What did the postman man say to the letter?
Dont look at me in that tone of voice
Why did the penguin cry?
because the other, meaner penguin said he smelled
How do penguins talk?
They don't.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
Cookie Jar. I havn't seen any cookie jar. Seriously.
Why did the leaf fall from the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second leaf fall out of the tree?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
Because he was stapled to the other monkey.
Why did the girl hold a ceremony?
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