How I will get my next gf.

[scottish]

show the plan to your gf aswell

"Ok we both agree slide trousers off 8:53, slide underwear off 8:53:45, get under covers 8:54" see what she says.

[FlyingJesus]

2. Gaze at her for a minute.
3. Touch her waist.
4. Push her onto her bed.

I laughed so hard imagining this... like you've asked to talk to her in her room and you're there... you just STARE at her for a full minute saying nothing, then grab her by the hips and slam her onto the bed. She won't be at all freaked out, you have nothing to worry about.

[leah]

I laughed so hard imagining this... like you've asked to talk to her in her room and you're there... you just STARE at her for a full minute saying nothing, then grab her by the hips and slam her onto the bed. She won't be at all freaked out, you have nothing to worry about.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im still laughing at that! LOL
and nice OC quotes.
I think you should change your stratagy...

[Callum.]

I laughed so hard imagining this... like you've asked to talk to her in her room and you're there... you just STARE at her for a full minute saying nothing, then grab her by the hips and slam her onto the bed. She won't be at all freaked out, you have nothing to worry about.

agreed, she'll be into it

[Janet Snakehole]

you seem quite creepy..

[Imnotpure]

If she declines option 1 you're winging it. Gl though!