Keyboard

[Hurtone]

I often enjoy jokes which are 'Below the belt' but there was just far too many details for that to be even remotely funny. I got the idea when you said Condom Keyboard but you just went off on one with a fantasy after that

Sorry. Just had to.

[Alkaz]

I have a latex pillow But I wanted because it wouldnt make a sound, nothing to do with it being portable