13 year old might not be the Dad...

[Juelz]

WE LOVE YOU ALFIE, WE DO
WE LOVE YOU ALFIE, WE DO
WE LOVE YOU ALFIE, WE DO
OHHHHHH ALFIE WE LOVE YOU!

No..we don't.

[Twist]

No..we don't.

Yes, we do.

[J0SH]

They're just saying that to bloody get money for telling their story to the papers, only a mad desperate 13 year old would go for that dog.

[Twist]

They're just saying that to bloody get money for telling their story to the papers, only a mad desperate 13 year old would go for that dog.

Or a 13 year old who doesn't know the difference between left and right.

[danw2009]

Or a 13 year old who doesn't know the difference between left and right.

exactly, lol.

[Nuxty]

tbh its just so worrying, its like they will probs do a live special of jeremy kyle tomorrow to find out..

[Kardan]

I did not see this one coming, absolute shocker :rolleyes:

[Jack.Lfc]

I might say im the father.

[Twist]

The girl's face looks like a drawing of a monster done by a 4 year old.

[Pyroka]

This kid right, he is going to be so prepared for when he's actually legal to have sex. He'll have been through more than most adults have. The deciept, the betrayal, the sheer shock of everything.

It really is Eastbournestenders