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  1. #11

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    Habbo Name: Stability, (With the comma)
    Habbox Name: Stability
    My entry: A Horse Walks Into A Pub The BarMan Says 'Why The Long Face'

  2. #12
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Todmorden
    Posts
    30
    Tokens
    0

    Default Bad Joke

    Habbox Name: .:Gilly2:
    Habbo Uk Name: .:Gilly2:.
    My Joke:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor Who?
    How did ya know?

    A man Walks into a bar and says: OWCH!

  3. #13

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    Habbo name: rockcuteman
    Habbox name: Rockcuteman..
    My Entry: Why'd the button cross the road?
    To visit his flat mate.
    ?!?! :s
    The cake is a lie.

  4. #14
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Cheltenham
    Posts
    577
    Tokens
    132

    Latest Awards:

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    Habbo(x) Name: iJiim
    Entry: Whats a Mermaids favourite maths ?

    .Algebra




  5. #15

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    Habbo name: alexglennie111
    habboxname: alexglennie2003
    How do you make a handkerchief dance?
    Put a little boogie in it.

  6. #16
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Posts
    2
    Tokens
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    Habbo name: evoi
    Habbox name: evoi
    My entries:
    How come you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish?
    A man walks into a bar... ouch!
    I think they're pretty lame.
    Last edited by evoi; 05-03-2009 at 01:36 PM.

  7. #17
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    England
    Posts
    177
    Tokens
    0

    Default Worst Joke Competition

    Habbo Name: jameslarden
    Habbox Name: jameslarden

    Joke: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
    today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking
    Fine.' So that was nice of them...
    <a target="_blank" href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=324729420&id=324729414&s=143444">
    <img border="0" src="http://www.wmuk-apache.co.uk/biffyclyro/468x60.gif" width="468" height="60"></a>

  8. #18

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    Habbo name: -moniquee.
    Habbox name: -moniquee.
    My entry:
    Why was the washing machine laughing?
    Because it was taking the p*ss out of the undies
    :eusa_danclol

  9. #19
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    9
    Tokens
    0

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    Habbox name: wade69
    habbo name: wade69
    entry Two monkeys are in the bath, one says "oooh oooh ahh ahh ahh".
    The other one says "Put some cold in then!!"

  10. #20
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    748
    Tokens
    75

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    Habbo(x) Name: PureEv1l

    Entry:

    1. What do you call a man with no ears?

    Anything you bloomin' well like. He can't hear you!

    2. How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

    Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.

    LOL Enjoy
    Sebastian Vettel ~ Red Bull Racing
    Kimi Raikkonen ~ WRC


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