[Easter] The Easter Story - Ends 18th April

[Ardemax]

Habbox name = Ardemax
Habbo name = Ardemax
Entry:

Why Bunnies Shouldn't Visit Habbox Forum


'You can't be serious, can you?' Called out Earl, the demented bunny.
'Visit HabboxForum? What are you on??' Earl took a step to the left where he could see Jake, his pal from the internet.
'Oh don't be silly Earl, it's great fun!' Responded Jake, tucking into his tasty chocolate Cadbury's own Cream Egg.
'Yeah, great fun if your name is Immenseman,' Retorted Earl, 'and stop eating that Easter Egg infront of me, you're making me kind of nervous, for some reason I want to sit on it and call it "baby",'
Jake chuckled. 'Oh sorry Earl, I forgot,' Jake stored his Easter Egg in his stash under his bed then returned to his laptop awaiting him on his desk, 'So, what are we going to do? Sign up? Or what?' Jake asked,
Earl sighed and then jumped off Jake's bed, 'I suppose so,' Earl replied, 'As long as there's no spam involved!'
'Spam? I prefer proper meat myself...' Jake answered,
'No you plonker; ah, just forget it. Ok, so what's the funny letters with squiggles on it?'
'That's the STOP SPAM READ BOOKS filter. It stops unwanted guests who just spam the system with their gazillion clones and stuffs,' Jake said, as if he was Einstein.
'I almost forgot, you need to choose a username!' Jake pointed out, feeling pleased with his discovery.
'Hmm...' Earl thought,
'Hmm... is not availible, sorry Earl, another idea?' Jake laughed.
'Is ChickenEgg availible?' Asked Earl,
'Nop, sorry Earl, but you can have Chicken_Egg' Jake replied,
'Then it's a deal, I now go by the name of Chicken_Egg on HabboxForum!!' Earl boasted.
'It's not that big of a moment, it's not as if your immense or anything.'

Fin.

[BeanEgg]

Habbox Name: BeanEgg
Habbo Name: CocoCue
Entry:
1) Demented Bunny 2) Chicken Egg 3) Tasty Chocolate

Last Easter, my mates and I went down to my girlfriend's house. We heard that there was tasty chocolate down there so we went to check it out.
Unfortunately, (fortunately for diabetic people) a demented bunny (who had been high on chocolate) had eaten the chicken egg, and tasty chocolate Easter Eggs! None left of either!

[starry4]

Habbo name:starry4
Habbox name:starry4
my entry:

Once upon a time, there was a demented bunny who was really hungry. So he went to the farm to check if he could find anything to eat. Then he saw a chicken egg. Its shell was made of chocolate so he gobbled it up! "Yum vey tasty chocolate" he said, then something was moving in his mouth and out came a chicken! "arghh" He shouted." I never knew i could give birth to chicken through my mouth!" he cried.

The end

[Headcase]

Habbox name: Headcase

Habbo Name: Cruqz
My entry:

I found it hard to sleep that night. It wasn't the wind whispering at my windows that kept me from reaching unconsciousness, but the fact that Uncle Joe was still keeping secrets from me; not to mention the fact that he still hadn't bought some deodorant.
I knew from Joe's dark past that something wasn't quite right with him, it didn't take a rocket scientist to be aware of that. But NEVER, in my short thirteen years of life had I ever assumed that he was the very essence of my childhood nightmares; The Demented Bunny - the Tooth Fairy's failed twin brother. I remember when I first laughed at this, when I shook my head in disbelief. I remember the day when I finally DID believe him.
I had come downstairs to greet him on Easter Sunday. I was so sure that he wouldn't have bought me anything. I knew about his B.O problem, and he knew that I knew, and that meant I wasn't eating anything he touched - something he also knew. Yet, as I tucked into my cereal, I noticed Joe was glaring at me; a flash of intuition deep in his eyes.
"Look, Headcase Bob Bobson Rugglewaltz Fake.. I know you're not the kind of person to fool around. I also know that you gave birth to a chicken egg last Thursday", I felt the blood pool my frosty cheeks - I had hoped we would forget that occasion. It wasn't any of Joe's business whether me and the Cockeral off Kelloggs had a relationship, was it? "Well, anyway, I want to show you something, make you believe me", he sighed as he trailed off in his sentence. My uncle was a persistant man, and that was something that had passed through every generation of the Bob Bobson Rugglewaltz Fake family, including me. Suddenly Joe was on the table. I didn't catch him climbing up, I was staring at the Cockeral on my Kelloggs cereal box.. Oh how I loved him so. Anyway, Joe suddenly started doing the egyptian pharaoh dance, something unexpected. I had to work hard to stifle a giggle. "Want some tasty chocolate?", he told me, in a voice that I could only recognise from something like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.. "No thank you, Joe?", I replied tugging on his jeans - signalling for him to stop doing his ridiculous dance. Our neighbour Ned Flanders was peering through his lounge window towards us.
Joe continued to dance, and when I next looked up, he was white, and had bunny ears growing from the top of his head. My expression was carefully under control. I sighed, and pushed Joe from the kitchen table. "Joe, we're going to take you to somewhere where they'll look after you properly.", I said, smiling sheepishly at his bewildered expression. His arms were fighting hard to carry on dancing under my firm hands. "I am not Joe, I am zee Demented Bunny".
I whispered a laugh, and put my hand to my head, feeling embarassed.
"Oh! Why didn't you just say so! Oh gosh, now don't I feel ridiculous! Wow, Joe, you know what this means? We don't have to buy Fluffy a breeding partner now!" I sighed again after saying this. Joe was attempting to climb back onto the table. I reached out slightly before retreating my hands back to my sides. I didn't want to risk him hitting the Kelloggs Cockeral on my beloved cereal box on the way down...
And here, three months later, I was left reeling from yet another revelation..

[.:Gilly2:.]

Habbo(X) Name: .:Gilly2:.
My Entry:

The baby climed out of the chiken egg. "Oh he's a Billy" Said momma chicken. Billy waddled over to the demented bunny who hopped on his head. Billy cried and ran home. He looked really sore so momma chiken gave him some tasty chocolate. It was cadburys and came with 2 creme-eggs. Billy sat on the eggs for 3 hours and the tasty chocolate melted on his bum. He asked his mum,
"How long will it take for them to hatch?" and momma chicken laughed. She washed his bum and told him to close his eyes. She popped the chocolate in his mouth then she said "ok, you can look now". He opened his mouth and asked where the eggs were. She said. " you'll see them in a few hours I suppose!"

[FlyingJesus]

Habbo/x name: FlyingJesus
Entry:

"GODDAMN THAT IS ONE TASTY CHOCOLATE CHICKEN EGG" quoth the demented bunny, who was subsequently beaten for bad language.