lets talk to strangers.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: there you are!

You: here i am!

Stranger: man

Stranger: I've been looking for aaaaages!

You: ive been hiding

Stranger: I've noticed

You: under a rock

Stranger: you're pretty good at it too

You: i decided to come out though

Stranger: I knew it!

Stranger: didn't look there

You: why not?

You: i thought you knew me

Stranger: I'm...I'm sorry

You: it's ok

You: i forgive you

Stranger: I just thought...well

Stranger: thanks

You: next time though

You: look under some rocks

You: and you'll save loads of time

You:

Stranger: need an update, considering you've been under a rock

Stranger: I will!

You: isnt this

You: 1885?

Stranger: how do I say this

Stranger: no

You: om

Stranger: it's not

You: omg

You: 1886?!

Stranger: it's 2273

You: omg

Stranger: the planet is ruled by apes!

You: what happened

You: to the golden girls?>

Stranger: nazi apes

You: i bet the apes got them

You: i knew it

You: -cry

Stranger: no

Stranger: they lead the resistance

You: omg

You: i thought they were good

Stranger: no one has ever seen them

You: omg

You: is there the new loin clothes out yet?

Stranger: but they keep sending us weapons, food and porn mags

Stranger: next winter

You: oh man

Stranger: were you shocked?

You: totally

Stranger: I understand

You: im like omg

You: the only porn mags i have

You: are from abe lincoln

You:

Stranger: wow

Stranger: there is some good news though

Stranger: there's a medicine against the common cold

You: finally

Stranger: baldness is cured

You: omg rly?

You: i need to get that cure

Stranger: yeah man

You: what about..

You: the terrorist family obama?

You: did they ever catch them?

Stranger: yes

You: oh good

Stranger: they were caught

You: -whew

Stranger: and hurled into the sun

You: omg

You: geroge washington told me they destroyed that device

You: the nasty lier

Stranger: that's why the seventh day of the week is now called 'sun day'

You: THERES 7 DAYS?!

You: only monday and friday in 1885

Stranger: when did you crawl under that rock?

You: 1885

Stranger: allright

Stranger: pay attention

Stranger: we now have 14 months in one year

Stranger: 40 days in a months

You: 40 days?!

Stranger: day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and sun day

Stranger: in one week

You: what happened to monday and friday?

Stranger: goner

You: damn

Stranger: want to know why?

Stranger: mondays suck

You: damn

You: monday we all got laid though

Stranger: just a sec

Stranger: ape

You: k

You: what about slaves?

You: do we still have slaves?

Stranger: dude

Stranger: we ARE the slaves

Stranger: those bloody apes

You: OMG

You: im not black though

You: the apes are

You:

Stranger: I'm making bricks

You: omg

You: wut if the apes find me?

Stranger: but the golden girls will liberate us!

You: ohyay

You: !

Stranger: just walk really weird and eat bananas

Stranger: they won't notice

You: i only have 51,304 banans left from my years under the rock

You: will that be good enough?

Stranger: tha's enough for the next few days

You: good

Stranger: and when you go to the toilet, use the shells

You: toilet?

Stranger: I knew it

You: we always just used holes

Stranger: you used holes to wash your hands?

Stranger: weird

You: wash?

You: what is this word wash?

Stranger: it means put food in your mouth

Stranger: like, duh!

You: oh duh

You: we use humans

You: to wask

You: wash*

Stranger: I se

Stranger: see

Stranger: I've got a tip for you

Stranger: try to find that rock again

Stranger: and crawl under it

You: i tried

Stranger: It'll be safer

Stranger: for you

You: but the apes are using it

You: for their fort

Stranger: those f*kers

You: i know

You: i should go over there

You: and demand it back

Stranger: yes, you do that!

You: MWAHAHAHAAHA

You: YOU SHALL DIE HUMAN

You: FOR I AM AN APE

Stranger: wh..what?

You: WE NOW KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

You: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Stranger: b-b-b-but?

Stranger: Dirk?

You: We have armies coming for you

You: OMG

Stranger: I thought...

You: it is me

You: dirk

You: is it..

You: omg

You: humba?

Stranger: ?

You: Are you Humba?

Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!!

Stranger: it's me

You: HUMBAAAAAAA

Stranger: HUMBA! your father!

Stranger: son!

You: I MISSED YOU

You: LONG TIME

You: Where did you go when I was born?!

Stranger: I didn't miss you that much honostly

Stranger: but ok

You: is it because im white?

You:

Stranger: nice to see you've grown

Stranger: no because you look like an ape

Stranger: ape man

You: well thanks a lot

You: you look like an ape

You: aswell.

Stranger: I shave every day

Stranger: I don't!

You: you do so.

You: mr.shaver

You: Masking what you really are

You: NASTY APE

You:

Stranger: OOH OOH AH AH OOH OOH AH AH

You: BRING IT 0N



*OMG SO FUNNY!*

[Wootzeh]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: there you are!

You: here i am!

Stranger: man

Stranger: I've been looking for aaaaages!

You: ive been hiding

Stranger: I've noticed

You: under a rock

Stranger: you're pretty good at it too

You: i decided to come out though

Stranger: I knew it!

Stranger: didn't look there

You: why not?

You: i thought you knew me

Stranger: I'm...I'm sorry

You: it's ok

You: i forgive you

Stranger: I just thought...well

Stranger: thanks

You: next time though

You: look under some rocks

You: and you'll save loads of time

You:

Stranger: need an update, considering you've been under a rock

Stranger: I will!

You: isnt this

You: 1885?

Stranger: how do I say this

Stranger: no

You: om

Stranger: it's not

You: omg

You: 1886?!

Stranger: it's 2273

You: omg

Stranger: the planet is ruled by apes!

You: what happened

You: to the golden girls?>

Stranger: nazi apes

You: i bet the apes got them

You: i knew it

You: -cry

Stranger: no

Stranger: they lead the resistance

You: omg

You: i thought they were good

Stranger: no one has ever seen them

You: omg

You: is there the new loin clothes out yet?

Stranger: but they keep sending us weapons, food and porn mags

Stranger: next winter

You: oh man

Stranger: were you shocked?

You: totally

Stranger: I understand

You: im like omg

You: the only porn mags i have

You: are from abe lincoln

You:

Stranger: wow

Stranger: there is some good news though

Stranger: there's a medicine against the common cold

You: finally

Stranger: baldness is cured

You: omg rly?

You: i need to get that cure

Stranger: yeah man

You: what about..

You: the terrorist family obama?

You: did they ever catch them?

Stranger: yes

You: oh good

Stranger: they were caught

You: -whew

Stranger: and hurled into the sun

You: omg

You: geroge washington told me they destroyed that device

You: the nasty lier

Stranger: that's why the seventh day of the week is now called 'sun day'

You: THERES 7 DAYS?!

You: only monday and friday in 1885

Stranger: when did you crawl under that rock?

You: 1885

Stranger: allright

Stranger: pay attention

Stranger: we now have 14 months in one year

Stranger: 40 days in a months

You: 40 days?!

Stranger: day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and sun day

Stranger: in one week

You: what happened to monday and friday?

Stranger: goner

You: damn

Stranger: want to know why?

Stranger: mondays suck

You: damn

You: monday we all got laid though

Stranger: just a sec

Stranger: ape

You: k

You: what about slaves?

You: do we still have slaves?

Stranger: dude

Stranger: we ARE the slaves

Stranger: those bloody apes

You: OMG

You: im not black though

You: the apes are

You:

Stranger: I'm making bricks

You: omg

You: wut if the apes find me?

Stranger: but the golden girls will liberate us!

You: ohyay

You: !

Stranger: just walk really weird and eat bananas

Stranger: they won't notice

You: i only have 51,304 banans left from my years under the rock

You: will that be good enough?

Stranger: tha's enough for the next few days

You: good

Stranger: and when you go to the toilet, use the shells

You: toilet?

Stranger: I knew it

You: we always just used holes

Stranger: you used holes to wash your hands?

Stranger: weird

You: wash?

You: what is this word wash?

Stranger: it means put food in your mouth

Stranger: like, duh!

You: oh duh

You: we use humans

You: to wask

You: wash*

Stranger: I se

Stranger: see

Stranger: I've got a tip for you

Stranger: try to find that rock again

Stranger: and crawl under it

You: i tried

Stranger: It'll be safer

Stranger: for you

You: but the apes are using it

You: for their fort

Stranger: those f*kers

You: i know

You: i should go over there

You: and demand it back

Stranger: yes, you do that!

You: MWAHAHAHAAHA

You: YOU SHALL DIE HUMAN

You: FOR I AM AN APE

Stranger: wh..what?

You: WE NOW KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

You: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Stranger: b-b-b-but?

Stranger: Dirk?

You: We have armies coming for you

You: OMG

Stranger: I thought...

You: it is me

You: dirk

You: is it..

You: omg

You: humba?

Stranger: ?

You: Are you Humba?

Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!!

Stranger: it's me

You: HUMBAAAAAAA

Stranger: HUMBA! your father!

Stranger: son!

You: I MISSED YOU

You: LONG TIME

You: Where did you go when I was born?!

Stranger: I didn't miss you that much honostly

Stranger: but ok

You: is it because im white?

You:

Stranger: nice to see you've grown

Stranger: no because you look like an ape

Stranger: ape man

You: well thanks a lot

You: you look like an ape

You: aswell.

Stranger: I shave every day

Stranger: I don't!

You: you do so.

You: mr.shaver

You: Masking what you really are

You: NASTY APE

You:

Stranger: OOH OOH AH AH OOH OOH AH AH

You: BRING IT 0N



*OMG SO FUNNY!*

ye... i aint reading that

[Laggings]

then why quote it? It's amazingly funny though

[J0SH]

I've had about 5 /b/tards and the rest are just boring.

Stranger: Harrison?

You: Yeah it's Harrison, how did you know?

Stranger: dinosaur?

Stranger: facepunch?

You: Rex?

You: Punchface?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Laggings]

i had him. he was the guy i had the long convo with.

[GommeInc]

Woah, this was mentioned on a forum I use :S The conversations they had were alot worse though

[IceNineKills]

I thought I would try some of those breakup lines that was posted in the Relationship forum. They don't really make much convo though.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities

Stranger: which are?

You: Gaming.

Stranger: U FAIL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[clarissa !!]

too many /b/tards

[Laggings]

U FAIL
Lol, that's funny.

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

You: Im chuck norris.

Stranger: oh really

Stranger: whats under your beard

You: a small man.

Stranger: LIES

Mine ^^

[Crimson]

Awww, I have a cute girl. She's quite funny tbh.