Looking for sale staff!!

[Jordan,]

what are you selling :S

[Pazza]

I'm currently looking for three sales staff for my website (http://www.chips4u.net) they must meet the below requirements.

• Be over 16 and have a passport that they can scan.
• Have full access to the internet.
• Be able to help our company grow.

We are looking for three people to work on our website in sales these people must have great communication skills as well as a good sense of humour. They also need to know how to react in a sticky situation.

Step 1: Send your CV ([email protected]) and a opening letter to myself explaining why you would like to work with our company, I don't care about Gcse's I would like to know what your like as a person and what can you offer to me and my company.

Step 2: You will be emailed for a on-line interview along with this interview will be you using our live sales desk to offer customers support and help around our website and then you will be offered a job if we think your up to it.

And how old are you ^^ ?

A - You obviously have an AMAZING sense of humour to believe people want to work with you :S

B- I highly doubt that website has sold over 200,000,000 chips, as the domain was only registered on the 6th april, 3 days ago, so you've sold 66,666,666 a day.

C - You play habbo, so you must make some profit on these chips, so you made 200,000,000 x profit ,yet you play habbo :S ?

And look at the website.

And we know nothing about it, computer chips or oven chips ;l

[Nli.]

In my opinion the way you have presented this to us on the forum is unprofessional.
I don't understand why you need to have a passport scan and a sense of humor.

Most companies would be interested in GCSE's.
Although this is just a small website, I guess not.