Ever nearly died?

[Haaaaarry1]

umm... I choked on a Shreddie like two weeks ago. Not even joking, it was quite scary lol

But apart from that I've done alright so far

[Arron]

yesterday yes.
i was up a steep hill, and it was too steep to slide down and i slipped and i ended up running like usain bolt and i fell over into a bush of thorns.

[Nixt]

Haven't actually been shot, it was while it was in spam. Probably the closest to death I've ever been is when there were complications with my appendicitis. Nothing exciting. I was too good in the army to ever get shot.

[syko2006]

you had one today ;l

Bike riding isn't a near death experience.

[kk.]

Bike riding isn't a near death experience.

is that a euphemism for your signature ;l

[syko2006]

is that a euphemism for your signature ;l

Uhm, nope? :S LOL.

[Accipiter]

well main one was having the umbilical cord round my throat when i was born.

about 3 years ago i was a few seconds from passing out on a cup cake i scoffed and didn't want to be caught eating ended up choking and nearly dying off it so *REMOVED* if im caught scoffing my face now.

and another one is probaly getting hit by 5 pier waves while hanging onto a rusty ol' fence ;D which was to fun to remember how near to death it was at the time.

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[Technologic]

I got knocked onto the tracks at my local station when i was 12 by some obnoxious spanish bloke who was like "I NEED TO GO TRAIN NOW" I was absolutely fine though and no trains were coming but a policeman was on the platform lololol

Got him done for assault lol

[Ardemax]

i choked on spaghetti for 5 mins lulz

[ecstasy]

May I ask how?

Few years back I was on a trampoline with my mates, caught an awkward bounce, got flung into the air and landed on my back on my garden wall, arched and everything. Hurt like **** but somehow I came out pretty much unscathed