you don't sweat much for a fat bird

you don't sweat much for a fat bird
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There's something wrong with my new phone. Your number isn't in it.
AMD Phenom X4 955 BE - 8GB RAM - Asus M5A97 - MSI HD6870 HAWK - Windows 8.1 Pro 64 - Samsung 840 Pro 256GB
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-shows a toothbrush to girl at bar
'wth is that for??'
'so i dont have to use your dads toothbrush in the morning...im nice like that.'
From that advert:
Catch a goat, you've pulled
Will :eusa_danc
Hey hottie! Fancy a drink to cool you down? You're paying ;] (H)
Hello hottie *winks*.
Fancy a drink to cool you down?
You're paying ;]
Your father must be a terrorist .. cuz you are a Bomb!!!![]()
anyway
Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good!
God said, let there be light.
Was your dad a robber? 'Cause you stole my heart :3
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