My English lecturer is a former Mr. Scotland!

[FlyingJesus]

"Is that your Nissan Micra outside" ..yes.

Then he lied about not being gay

[Describe]

Then he lied about not being gay

If you're running on a low budget and you're spending alot on shaping yourself to look like some kind of adonis and you've got the chance to drive a Micra because of your budget you.. walk.

Yeah, good point!

[CJW93]

He drives a Nissan Micra :|

[cocaine]

I feel so pathetic being in the same class as him because he's like ten times the size of me in muscle and jawline.

get a grip lol

[Caution]

he just looks weird.

[Describe]

get a grip lol

It was a sarcastic remark at his jawline, i couldn't care how I look in comparison.

[Tintinnabulate]

The girl in my tutorial at university is Miss Cyprus. She's such a nice person.
But hey, get your picture taken with him.

[Arron]

he reminds me of me quite frankly

[votelabour]

Why don't you ask him this

''Do you enjoy flirting with underage girls sir?''

That'll shut him up.

Edit: My god, just saw the picture. You better not say what I said, he'll have you!

[Describe]

Why don't you ask him this

''Do you enjoy flirting with underage girls sir?''

That'll shut him up.

Edit: My god, just saw the picture. You better not say what I said, he'll have you!

I don't want to offend the guy, I don't have anything against him.