Doctor! Doctor! My son fainted at home.
Why didn't you call the 911 number to get an ambulance?
Because my phone doesn't have an eleven.

<P>Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me. I just can't stop my hands shaking. </P>
<P>Do you drink a lot? Not really, I spill most of it!</P>
Last edited by miriam; 21-05-2010 at 10:14 AM.
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