Mock the Week - Ends 22nd July

[Samantha]

1.
Things you'd never hear in a restaurant
'CHEF, MAKE SURE YOU TAKE THE MOULD OFF THE BREAD THIS TIME'


2.
Bad things to say to a boy/girlfriend
*WATCHING 'ROAR' ON TV* LOOK HONEY, THAT ELEPHANT IS ALMOST AS BIG AS YOU!


3.
Unlikely lines to hear in a fantasy movie
'IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NO IT'S AN ADVERT FOR DENTAL FLOSS'

[-paul.]

1.
Things you'd never hear in a restaurant
SOMEONE CATCH THAT SHEEP

2.
Bad things to say to a boy/girlfriend
Dont worry i told Roal you were a policeman

3.
Unlikely lines to hear in a fantasy movie?
Harry looked at his penis and made one last spell "Extendo!"

[Gibs960]

1.
Things you'd never hear in a restaurant
"What's that on my chicken?" "Oh, don't worry, it's just my ***..."
2.
Bad things to say to a boy/girlfriend
You're fat and you're ugly... but I still love you...
3.
Unlikely lines to hear in a fantasy movie
"Houston we have a problem!" "What is it?!" "I'm paying too much for my car insurance!" "Go Compare!!!"

[rokgal]

1.
Things you'd never hear in a restaurant:
Oi you yeah you the chef, go in the gents toilets you might find your mom!

2.
Bad things to say to a boy/girlfriend:
Have you looked in the mirror lately? 'cos id change alot about your face

3.
Unlikely lines to hear in a fantasy movie

Come in the toilets and do so maths...

Add a bed
subtract our clothes
Divide your legs
And Timez like crazy!

[Creeper]

1: Things you'd never hear in a restaurant:
"Quick catch that dog! It's going to be the main course! Oh... good evening patrons...

2: Bad things to say to a boy/girlfriend
You know this was a bet right?

3: Unlikely lines to hear in a fantasy movie
Your going to save me? Can it wait after I've watched Eastenders?

[Sabrina]

1.
Things you'd never hear in a restaurant

"You know, I think the cockroach really adds flavor, don't you?"


2.
Bad things to say to a boy/girlfriend

"You're almost as good as my ex!"


3.
Unlikely lines to hear in a fantasy movie
"We may die here, but that's okay. Because I now know that I am NOT lactose intolerant"