your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten
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I've lost my number, can i have yours?
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
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If I were to ask you for sex/a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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18-10-2010, 11:56 AM #14
I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
anyway
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Catch a goat, you've pulled (lol remember the advert we had a while back?)
Serious Answer:
You're dress / top looks nice, but I think it would look even better on my bedroom floor.:dance: McLaren F1 :dance: FC Barcelona :dance: Sheffield United FC :dance:
I have left for now but may return in the future!
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21-10-2010, 04:26 AM #16
Man:I just came back from a holiday.
Friend:How was it?
Man:Great
Friend:So why have you got a leg missing?
Man:It was self-catering.
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