Five-O Oh No! - Ends 10th November

[sophiethenerd]

I would say I would give them all my books.(I have a lot of books!)

[Jordan]

I would pull out my wand and go avada cadabra

[Jurv]

Script form.

-The police officer pulls over your vehicle and approaches your window with a stern look on his face-

Me- oh hey officer, lovely day isn't it?
Officer- (ignores the question) do you have any idea of how fast your vehicle was accelerating?
Me- of course
Officer- so where are you going in such a hurry?
Me- just keeping up with traffic, officer
Officer- I don't see any traffic, punk.
Me- that's how far behind I am, I was trying to keep up! (insert unfunny drum noise) "da dum ching"

-you drive off laughing loudly to yourself and watching the officer look concerned-

[luigikid666]

Officer: You've got a ticket for speeding.
Me: I wasn't moving i was just sitting in my car.
Officer: For speeding in your car.
Me: How much is the ticket?
Officer:£100.
Me: Well ill give you something worth £110(gives 1p coin).
Officer: thats 1p.
Me: So if u ad a £ before it and 10 after it there you go,(drives off)

[Sharon]

Give them a HC Sofa on Habbo 8)

[Gina]

If I Was Speeding, What About You?
You Should Be Setting An Example To People
Its Because Of People Like You That We're Speeding
THINK BEFORE YOU DO IT NEXT TIME!
*Drives*

[Cyberkid15]

My great granddad has about only 10 minutes left in his life, I want him to enjoy the last 10 minutes of his life in style!

[MultiKaching]

Well hi there officer, I promise if you let me off with just a warning, I will make SURE to buy your habbo VIP for three months!

[Neversoft]

My wife is having a baby and I must get to the hospital to witness this great miracle of life.

[Tintinnabulate]

officer: you were speeding
person: i just murdered someone and they are in my boot
officer: DO NOT MOVE.
officer contacts the head office: SIR I NEED U TO GET DOWN HERE NOW. WE HAVE A MURDER SCENE
senior officer takes over ...
SO: get out of the car
person gets out of the car
SO: you told the officer that you murdered someone and you put them in your boot
person: no :S
SO: dont bull **** me. open the boot
*person opens boot .. its empty*
SO: :S
person: I bet he told you that I was speeding too :@