He'll make you walk after him all day long, and be his pooper scooper.

He'll make you walk after him all day long, and be his pooper scooper.
You know that cheese that sits in the back of your refrigerator?
You know what I'm talking about, the cheese with a smell so foul it makes your hair curl, and your stomach turn.
You think you see it move everyone once in a while, but nah, that can't be possible, its not alive, that is until you see it blink.
Well Collin the Terror will fill a bathtub with that cheese (mind you he's been collecting it for some time, so it may be a little worse than described)
and make you bathe in it. And just for kicks, he'll make you eat a mouth full of it too! *Evil laugh*
He will ride you at your back until you became tired and thristy and you will need to drink his PEE EWWW and eat his POO SUPER EWW
Last edited by LBP.ken; 17-11-2010 at 02:19 PM.
He will take you through the evil tele. It will lead to his basement where he will tie you to an electric chair. He will shove dog treats in your mouth and chew on your leg. Then he will brain wash you and make him your slave.
He will boil you infront of the help desk crowd in a big black cauldron. Add some carrots and plenty of gravy! Then shove you on a plate, add some salt and pepper and chew on you slowly.
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