When someone asks you who ya getting on. Ooer, hate that

When someone asks you who ya getting on. Ooer, hate that
Former Competitions Manager
When you're caught being dirty on grandads couch. BOLD BOY MIKE
When i somehow managed to call my teacher mom five times in one day by mistake years ago in primary school. It was a really awkward year for me after that.
Not for the comp since it didn't actualy happen to me (Or to mr. Jobs) But appropriate nonetheless i think
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Bonjour, la noirceur, mon vieil ami
Je suis venu te reparler
Car une vision piétinante doucement
A laissé ses graines lorsque je dormais
Et la vision
Qui était plantée dans mon cerveau
Demeure toujours
Parmi le son du silence
- All male classmates of mine in the swimming pool
- Group hug pic in the pool
- Accidentally touch someone's tralala
- "DUDE, YOU TOUCHED MY ~!" -points at me-
- O.o
I went to the cinema with my friends and as we came out the back of the cinema, we saw our hot young Physics teacher with mates. He wasn't facing us and we saw him, with his trousers down, taking a piss. My mate burst out laughing, he turned around AND SAW US. OMFG!!!!!!!! AWKWARD TURTLE!!!!!
Talking to a very fit girl at school who i have liked for a long time and then she realises that i lke her, hesitates and says "your flies undone" even thou it wasn't to try to stop my chain of thought. I look back and she's doing the awquard turtle :/
That moment when you notice your hand is not on your lap, but the total stranger's sat next to you on the bus.....
I've left.I'm back.
~Dan
when staring at a hot guy in class, then the teacher asks you a question, and you're still staring at the hot guy and everyones looking at you, even the hot guy.
awkwarddd.
Your friends start singing, you join in and they stop.
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