Writer's Block - Ends 25th March

[luigikid666]

Bob had an important place to get to. Unfortunately, someone had stole his phone and without it, he'd never be able to ring the police. Luckily for him, however, someone had offered an alternative: an jam sandwich. With nothing to lose, he ate it but was stopped by a police officer who said to him: "Stop I'm arresting you for eating my jam sandwich." At the police station he was thrown into a cell that had a jam man who was in jail for also eating a jam sandwich. The cellmate said to him "We're going to have a jam sandwich for tea tonight" and he said "HELP, GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

[Michael]

Michael had an important meeting to get to. Unfortunately, someone had stole his coffee and without it, he'd never be able to do the moonwalk. Luckily for him, however, someone had offered an alternative: Hot Chocolate. With nothing to lose, he drunk it but was stopped by a police officer who said to him: "Oi jackson, I'm arresting you for drinking cold chocolate." At the police station he was thrown into a cell that had a giraffe who was in jail for selling herself as a ladder The cellmate said to him "We're going to get drawed" and he said "HELP, GET ME OUT OF HERE!"