Bizarre Injuries! - Ends 6th June

[Pigperson]

Riding a disabled person's scooter and crashing into a bouncy castle causing several cuts on your face and the engine of the scooter explodes causing temporary deafening.

Will

[Narnat,]

Infected ear because you let pigeons eat your ear wax

[Dudejockjazz]

You fall down in a field, a chicken pecks your face and eventually eats all of you, the chicken is then trampled by agrazing cow, and scooped up into an agricultural machine, the residue of this machine end up in a landfill site, the remains of the chicken are then eaten by a seagull, which is then eaten by an eagle, which a long extinct pterodactyl from a museum comes to life and eats, which then collapses and dies.

[Circadia]

You slip with you dinner plate in your hand and your fork goes through your nose!
(This actually happened to me and it was quite painful) LOL

[ROT]

pretending to be a butterfly on a beach and picking up the picnic blanket, running into a rock, breaking your foot and staying in hospital for a week

definately didnt ever ever never happento me before.............

[Shar]

running with a bomb and then killing yourself..(four lions heh)

[David]

you're wearing a gold shell suit, and then you get chased by a man in a blue hedgehog costume, who's goal is to collect gold circles. you face plant. your injured.

[orientalframe?]

if eric saade beats you up tbh..

[Hayleigh]

Walking into your coffin. Whilst dead. Inside of it.

[orientalframe?]

getting attacked by a 9 year old lesbian tbh. ;/