Scene Stealers - Ends 10th July

[luigikid666]

a) Now class. Quiet as I am going to teach you how to raid your kitchen for biscuits.
b) I'd like 1st class tickets to spain please. *whispers the next part* If i can pay 1p per ticket.
c) Now audience. Look away as I just get changed ready for my next part.

[,Love]

A:
Teacher:How many months are you?
Fat girl: I don't know ask you're boyfriend..
B:
Random person: So I've heard there's a bomb in my pants. Wanna take a peek?
Random lady: Security!
C:
Killer: I lost my phone number can I have yours? *Wink*
Child: Mom!!

[Gina]

a) Something unlikely to be said by a teacher
- You ******* ****

b) Bad things to say at an airport
- "Your drug is stuck and with me all the way "

c) Lines you wouldn't hear in an action movie
- "Okay hang on a sec guyzz my phone is ringing -the lonely island - i just had sex ringtone-
i'll be 2secs"

[Indo-mx20]

a) Something unlikely to be said by a teacher
''Now class, I want you to all line up in a row and undress! Starting with you.'' -Points finger at child-
b) Bad things to say at an airport
"Why can't I bring that with me? It's not going to blow up or anything."
c) Lines you wouldn't hear in an action movie
''If I press this button you will witness the worst thing you could possibly imagine-Channel 5''