Betrayed.

[Niall!]

You're Irish and currently bulking up. The answer is clear. Sock him one.

[-:Undertaker:-]

Do the same to him, but give it say.. two or three months.

[Oleh]

You could always wait till he goes on holiday and say he told you that he had sex with a Vietnamese hooker called Huong who gave him a rare string of Chancroid which is passed through touch with skin. and on top of that also mention he got caught smuggling drugs but got off with a caution due to bribing the police with 2 bottles of spring water.

Or reply to his post and say "ha ha you and your stories"

[Kaytti]

Break into his room and put itching powder in his bed, sock drawer and carpet. Then pour cress seeds on his lawn. Sign his email up to Gay Websites and spam sites. RESULT.


Joking aside, what a complete moron. Just put under his facebook message 'Have you been smoking that oregano again?'

[Manhattan]

Having fake friends is all ******** and it's bad for you.

The only thing you can do now is man up and get over it.