Physical Excuse ~ Ends 16th October

[Jas,]

Say that you feel sick and that you got a large amount off stomach pain , and all sorts of movement causes it to ache more

[Bails]

say to your teacher that you have an eating contest with adele ye, but be warned adele is good at those contests..x

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO! LOVE U GARRIET!!!

[COCOCAT]

i always just used to say it was 'the time of the month' all month around ^.^ hehe..they cant prove it!

[CaptainAce$$]

Your allergic to excersize. You break out in a rash at the slightest hint of it therefore for your own health, you must not do it.

[MultiKaching]

"Sorry, I won't be able to do my P.E lessons. I hurt my wrist while playing Guitar Hero III last night and my doctor told me not to do anything active. I have also been been sooo constipated lately, I'm practically a walking time bomb! Don't worry though, I'll make sure to watch Celebrity Fit Club any chance I get!"


That's the excuse you should give.

[Andii]

SIR/MISS. . .

IM PREGENT

works every time

[Nick]

Person: Im not playing sport today
Teacher: Why not
Person: Because i feel sick and my leg hurts from yesterday still
Teacher: Did you get a note from your mum or dad?
Person: No because my dad is in australia for work and my mother had just had a faital accident and she broke her wrists
Teacher: What about your friends parents or grand parents?
Person: O.. I have no friends and my grandparents live on the other side of the world. Sorry D:
Teacher: Alright , Go sit over there

[Matt]

Well you know you made me jump up and down on that trapmoline for last weeks lesson, ive still hurt my leg from that and mum said if you make me do it, she will come and a and talk to you :S Shes very grumpy at the moment seeing its that time of month so therefore she is prepared to rip you devil ears right of you head (lol this happened once with a kinda similar excuse, but forgot it was parents evening the night before. He told me that he knows im lying and that he knows i hate him so much and that half the excuses that he belived, know knew they were all fake and were infact signed by me and not mum)

[Empired]

I've been banned from P.E. by the Prime Minister because I am just too good and other people deserve a chance, it's not fair to be so good at P.E. I can sit down and have a picnic in the middle of the 100m and still win.

[Clumping]

dont be so lazy and do ur damn p.e

lol jk
tell them you can't do p.e because you need to be kept in a cupboard, indoors, as you're being stalked by a certain constant smiley faced person. You can't take the risk of them ever spotting you, if they did it would be fatal, and you're bombarded with smiley faces. hurhurhur.