What's ya number?! - Ends 15th November

[blory]

"She's too young and does not yet deserve to know"

[coldguy404]

Saying
"Sorry, My mother took it off of me for sending dirty texts to my smoking girlfriend, won't get it back for a year."

[Ekelektra]

Say "oh I can never remember it, but I can get my boyfriend's phone, he has it in his contacts"
Then leave the vicinity, fast.

[garriet]

999 pedo alert

[Jazz]

saying that the number doesnt accept numbers from hookers

[x-Lucy!-x]

"i cant give you my number because my dog ate my phone" thats the excuse for homework too

[Candyvomit]

'' I'm pregnant. ''

[Zuth]

my phone is currently being repaired after it got ran over by a red lorry, i then picked it up, droped it again! then a old lady came and ran over it on her buggy thing, the police then needed to investigate some phone hacking which involved my phone, barrack obama then pressed charges and i got my phone removed from me for life via the CIA, so i cant give you my number sorry.

[Blackberry..]

0121do1

[Cow]

Wnna chip