[Christmas] Christmas: Crumbled! - Ends 24th December

[Michael]

Don't try and be Santa-

Do you want me to set the scene? It's a cold night, you're on top of your house, it's snowing and you're freezing cold, holding a fifty pound sack full of gifts and you plan to slide down a chimeny, a full story drop into a fireplace that's probably lit. You try it, break both your legs, get third degree burns, and disappoint all involved because you made a sucky Santa. Need I say more?

[Pigperson]

You wake up to find yourself in the garden with a fox licking your face, you look to the house to see nothing but ruins. Luckily the living room is not as badly damaged as the rest of the house. The presents and the tree are saved and the turkey is kinda cooked cos of the fire. It also is Auntie Olusangolala's birthday. Christmas isn't as bad and the family come over to celebrate christmas and Auntie Olusangolala's birthday, the kids are playing and one of them starts biting his toe nail because well, why not :S His cousin then sees this and doesn't like it so pushes him over knocking into mum holding the cake and burning down the living room. Sucks to be them

Will