[Easter] Escape Plan - Ends 8th April

[Bahamet0]

While laying in the rock tomb.. Jesus begin to see a white light.


Slowly looking into the light Jesus see's a few dark figures that isn't familiar.
Out of no where a poke ball comes flying at him... *waits* .... ASH KETCHUM CAUGHT JESUS!!
Pikachu, Ash and Chuck Norris stands in the tomb entrance (Some say Chuck Norris moved the boulder by sneezing.. Some say he just ordered it to move and it got up and walked away)
Hours later after escaping the rock tomb in Ash's poke ball Jesus breaks free, like a baby chick hatching out of an egg...

I hope this was interesting and you enjoyed reading it Sophie! My mind scares me sometimes
Everybody have a safe and happy Easter, woo!

[Michael]

The tomb was made from cardboard, thus Jesus walking straight through it and falling out the other side!

[Kasabian]

Chuck Norris round house kick.

[David]

calls up his buddy dr octagonapuss

DOCTOR OCTA MOTHER ******* GONA PUSSSSSSSSS BGLHSRGOSGADHSIAIGAEI

[AlexJRiley]

Jesus was visited in his second night of eternal slumber by the Angel Gabriel, who slapped him religously across the face with a rubber duck. "Jesus awake from your slumber this planet is not through with you yet" The angel Gabriel Cried out. Jesus slowly groaned awakening from his sleep. "A Rubber duck, really?" asked jesus. "Well this is a story to do with Habbo so what else would I use?" replied Gabriel. Jesus slowly rose from his slab of rock cracking his back and sighing. "Why is it always rocks with these people?, first they stone me, put me on a bed of rock and put a rock in front of the only exit". "Good thing we've got Wired furni then" said Gabriel. So Jesus and Gabrial using the Co-op door set of wired and escaped the cave with a pull of the floor switch.

[=Lizzy]

SUPERMAN CAME and with his strong muscles moved the stone and breathed life into jesus

[Jaye]

6 Easter bunnies accidently dug their way into Jesus's tomb whilst they were being very naughty and hiding all the easter eggs for them selves! Jesus said 'tell you what, you help me escape this tomb and i wont tell ANYONE what you 6 bunnies have just done!' the bunnies agreed with no other choice. Sooo...... the 6 bunnies stuffed their faces with all of the easter eggs they had. They ate and ate and ate until there was no space in the tomb and the whole tomb burst, breaking the boulder.[/B]

[Jurv]

calls up his buddy dr octagonapuss

DOCTOR OCTA MOTHER ******* GONA PUSSSSSSSSS BGLHSRGOSGADHSIAIGAEI

LMAO I LOVE THE LASER COLLECTION.

o/t: er, well it's simple really he got his other friend the kool aid guy to smash his way through.

[JerseySafety]

he asked an angel to move the boulder for him, then he escaped.

[Pointdexter]

Jesus is The Son Of Chuck Norris