Fifty Shades of Brown

[Shar]

lolol over reaction

[Inseriousity.]

£100 fine? if i could fine £100 for every time someone squirted their sauce in my face, i'd be a millionare.

no but really what a joke. hardly assault either. his answer "i wanted to show her what saucy really means" was hilarious though.

anyway pretty much everyone my age and their mothers are reading it which is amusing because they're the type of people who don't admit to watching porn or think 'fanfiction' is disgusting/weird when apparently it started from a fanfiction about twilight. i've read some quotes and it's really not sexy? and doesn't sound like a very romantic relationship either lolll. so no thanks, prob watch it if there was a film on it though.

lol i do think this article makes it sound fun but according to digitalspy it was more he forced his way into her house, slapped her then squirted her with sauce so yes that might be why.

[Fifty-Six]

I hadn't even heard of this book before this week.. I thought it was some kind of hair colourant for older guys

[GirlNextDoor15]

I dislike this book because it doesn't benefit me other than providing sexual imaginations. You don't have to read a book to be sexually satisfied, I believe and I prefer academic reading now.

[Oleh]

It is horrible, I can't believe that this hasn't blown up in controversy, especially with the ages of some people reading it.

[Kushja]

My partner's reading it at the moment.. might take this into consideration.

But on a serious note, I'm going to make "50 Shades of ****" - I'm going to take a photo every time I go to the toilet for the next 50 times and create this new book.

[Eric]

they even have the book in libraries??

and they are gonna make the book into a movie lol

[Empired]

Isn't it weird how pornographic books can be and nobody cares, but then films are made and there's a huge scandal and loads of politicians and people cry over how despicable this is especially with the olympics coming up blah blah blah...?

they even have the book in libraries??

and they are gonna make the book into a movie lol

MY GOD. I hope not Imagine that (or not :rolleyes!!!!

[Wig44.]

£100 fine? if i could fine £100 for every time someone squirted their sauce in my face, i'd be a millionare.

How has no one laughed at this yet?

[peteyt]

He was in a Carlisle court. Wonder if he's from Carlisle ha (My city).

The first thing I thought when I read this is I bet he watches porn. So how is it different.