Mum May I?

[DeejayMachoo]

Yes as long as you shoot your foot, twice.

Mum may I swim with sharks?

[Succubus]

Yes as long as you cover yourself in meat first.


Mum may I jump?

[,Abbey]

As long as you jump right up to heaven.

Mum may I smell your foot?

[Empired]

Yes as long as it's not attached to me.

Mum may I dance with Dad?

[,Abbey]

As long as you shove him out the door.


Mum may I kiss Olly Murs?

[Succubus]

Yes you may as long as it's a fake olly


Mum may I draw?

[Becca]

as long as it is a naked drawing of me like on titanic

mum may i have my breast milk now?

[,Abbey]

Yes as long as you scream Bitty before we begin. (<-- little britain lol)

Mum may I eat your poo?

[Empired]

Yes as long as you fish it out the sewers.

Mum may I get a job?

[Succubus]

Yes you may as long as you get a bad pay.

Mum may I get a new TV?