public transport stories

[-:Undertaker:-]

Setting off a stink bomb on a train in an underground station is as funny as it gets with me. Along with the countless drunks, druggies and crazy people who have boarded the bus over the years.

[myles]

yes i remember in paris in the metro toilets (i hope this is to do with public transport still) but i was trying to go to the cubicles and this big black woman was shooing me away to the urinals and i didnt know what to do so i kept try to go past her but she kept putting her broom infront of me and oh dear it was just very horrible

something more interesting i do get on the train and read peoples text messages sometimes and they are very funny

[iBlueBox]

When I was on the subway in New York it was valentines day, and some homeless woman, she was black came walking through the carriageway singing love songs.

[dbgtz]

The funniest story on a more personal level is when this fat ginger woman slipped over. She's known around these parts for being a right pain in the arse (pardon the pun) by being loud and having loud and annoying children of which one thought it was funny to hide her sock in my hood.

Another time there was a drunk girl and a girl who I assumed was basically picking her up. This wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't mid-afternoon. Can't remember much beyond that and I feel like I have loads more to say but I can't for the life of me remember what.

[Samantha]

One time before my nanny passed away we used to go shopping at the weekend a bit. We got on the bus from Wakefield that went through Featherstone, but the driver didn't give her enough time to sit down so she fell backwards onto the floor. The next day we went again and we had the same driver, so I said maybe he will wait for you today.

This isn't really public transport, but when we were setting off to London there was this man in the coach station trying to go to sleep, but the security guard told him he couldn't sleep in here. Anyway, he then started talking to me, my sister, my boyfriend and my dad telling us to guess his eye colour and telling my sister to say my eye colour, talking about my dad and boyfriend's footwear and stuff like that. He was on about how he was homeless, but could go in a house or something. It was pretty scary to say it was about 4:30 in the morning.

When I was in Blackpool we went on an open topped bus to go to Blackpool Zoo and there were loads of trees and acorns were on them and one went and hit me in my mouth.

[j0rd]

Ok this happened on A-level results day a few weeks ago. Had a minibus up to where we were going for a night out and that was all fine, but on the way back we caught a train. I was with a few boys I was good mates with in school but don't see them very much anymore. Got into their group because group tickets are so much cheaper. Anyway we where being proper loud and some black women with kids (at like 5am :S) was trying to tell us to be quite. So a few of the lads got a bit offended filled with alcohol and started hurling racial abuse at her. Got to point out that i'm not really racist and didn't participate in this.

After like 20 minutes the security guard come around and witnessed us arguing and called the police. The driver + guard chucked us all off 45 minutes away from home where there was police and arrested 3 of the lads and let the rest of us go. This was like 6am now nowhere near home with hardly any money not having a clue where we actually were. Ended up 8 of us walking around trying to find a taxi that wouldn't want up front money, so we could do a runner when we got back. Which was never happening anyway.

So we had to walk 20 miles to the next train station to wait another hour for the next train. Got in at 10am, found out later that the lads got a cell overnight, £80 fine and a court hearing which is soon actually.

[Red]

In northern Ireland, schools are mainly segregated and mine was a protestant one in a catholic area. One day on th way hom, these idiots attacked our bus by throwing bricks and stuff. The window smashed beside me and my friends face was all cut open with glass. Was scary and I usually sat where she was so could of been me!

Loads of funny stories from the train. My friend once went to the toilet on the last train home and didn't lock it properly when it was packed and my other friend pressed the button and it opened while she was sat on the loo hahahah and also this other time on the last train home when everyone started singing christmas songs. lmaoo

[Elegance]

me and my friend were off to go see a band called of mice & men last october so we got the train to manchester and there was a group of 18ish year old boys who were already drunk, one of the boys threw up all over himself and the floor of the train so one of his friends began to talk to me and my friend trying to apologise for what had just happened and he began talking to us about what we were going to do in manchester and when we explained he insisted that we were going to see the play of mice & men, not the band.

another time when i was in year 7 (age 11/12) i got the bus home from school and the bus was absolutely packed with people so the only seats left when me and my friend got on the bus were next to this old man, when we sat down he kept singing songs like ding dong the wicked witch is dead and nursery rhymes to us and telling really bad jokes. he was really creepy and i was really scared of him.

[Daltron]

mine is not as great as some here but one day I was training it home from uni and usually I have to wait 20 mins at this place called Epping for a transfer train but this day the train before was late so I didn't have to wait (usually when I wait I go use the bathroom and buy food cause the trains like an hour) so got on the train and then realised I needed to pee!! Anyway finally found the toilet room thing and clicked the button to slide open the door and there were like 5 guys with their clothes off omg, I was like UMMMMMMMM *hits close button and walks away*

---------- Post added 14-09-2013 at 09:49 AM ----------

never use public transport bathrooms kk

[Ekelektra]

I was there when this happened but must have been looking away because my friend said this happened but I don't remember, but there was this kid, I think about 13, eating a McDonald's soft serve, and this drunk guy was watching him eat it, and then just put his finger right through the ice cream to get some. The kid was like 'oh um here you can have it' and the drunk guy was like 'nah' and walked away while the poor kid was stuck holding this ice cream which probably had loads of diseases in it now.

And once there was this guy on the train who was making all of the sounds that the train made. He was saying the announcements ("the next station is, whatever" or "now arriving at, whatever") and also imitating the sounds of the train moving, doors closing it was really weird.