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    Quote Originally Posted by !x!.casie.!x!
    2 - west i thinkk

    3 - depends which side they landed on
    Electric Trains don't have Smoke

    And Survivors don't get buried
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    1) What came first, The Chicken or the Egg? Egg, since eggs have been around billions of years befor chickens

    2) If an Electric train is going east, And the wind is blowing West, What way is the Smoke going? - its eletric no smoke

    3) If a Plane crashes in the Border of Canada and America, What side would the Survivers be buryed on? - they woulnt be buryed since they ait dead but if they were it would depend on the pilets natonalty.

    4) Superman Stops bullets with his chest, But why does he duck when a revolver is lobbed at him? - becuse writers didnt think this threw

    5) why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, The bubbles always turn out white? - becuse of the way light relects of water, same reason clouds are white for exsample, even thogh indvidaly theyd be transpant

    6) why do people constantly return to the fridge after ten minutes Hoping that somthing new will have been placed there? - Most people dont "/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mentor
    1) What came first, The Chicken or the Egg? Egg, since eggs have been around billions of years befor chickens

    2) If an Electric train is going east, And the wind is blowing West, What way is the Smoke going? - its eletric no smoke

    3) If a Plane crashes in the Border of Canada and America, What side would the Survivers be buryed on? - they woulnt be buryed since they ait dead but if they were it would depend on the pilets natonalty.

    4) Superman Stops bullets with his chest, But why does he duck when a revolver is lobbed at him? - becuse writers didnt think this threw

    5) why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, The bubbles always turn out white? - becuse of the way light relects of water, same reason clouds are white for exsample, even thogh indvidaly theyd be transpant

    6) why do people constantly return to the fridge after ten minutes Hoping that somthing new will have been placed there? - Most people dont "/
    Why does god make some people soo smart? :p
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    Here's anufa one but its easy,

    Okay There is a dead frog in the middle of a pond, The pond is circular and its diameter is 9meters How far would the frog have to jump to get onto dry land?

    Btw i hate frogs they are gay ;]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disasemble
    Electric Trains don't have Smoke

    And Survivors don't get buried
    OH LMAO

    some survivors do.
    Buried alive :rolleyes:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosie:
    Okay There is a dead frog in the middle of a pond, The pond is circular and its diameter is 9meters How far would the frog have to jump to get onto dry land?
    Teehee, The frog is DEAD!
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    Ya'll to brainy ;[ Lols
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosie:
    Ya'll to brainy ;[ Lols
    Cheeky Cheeky
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    Chicken comes first in the dictionary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disasemble
    God, The Edit button Don't work again! Here's Another one

    If a 1 rooster flies 189.6 feet,
    And another one flies 376.1,
    How far did they both fly?
    Both of them didnt flie because theres only 1 rooster duh!

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